Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
superblys: itbewolf: superblys: Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR. Why does this have so many notes. Do you know who William Shakespeare is
How Supernatural Should End:
consultingdemon: jeric-kripke: SCENE FADE CUE MUSIC
kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
osswin: supernatural-fandom-central: unbearable-bear: my friend is considering watching Supernatural and my other friend and I are trying to warn her about the emotional scarring. And she responds with, “What, it’s not like the two main characters have died or anything” only like a hundred times… and that’s just one episode
thefangirlforce: fabulouskilljoyphilosophy: candylandtimelord: youtubershaveruinedme: accio—t-ardis: y’know the saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” well amelia gave the doctor an apple and he didn’t come back for 12 years I didnt need to realize this. MORIARTY GAVE SHERLOCK AN APPLE AND HE HAD TO SPEND 3 YEARS AWAY FROM DR WATSON
katudaisoku: tenris-magicbox: draftgiraffe: jamesjoker: If you’re ever feeling unproductive just remember that the logo for the 2012 Olympics cost $600,000 and took two years to finish. I still don’t understand why they didn’t use this one It says London but there is also a secret 2012 in it I like the second one way better. oh my god why the hell didn’t we use the second one
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
assbutts-and-pudding: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this please accept my gift
noblerhombus: camuizuuki: brokeback-purgatory: I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires. SOMEBODY MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT the best part is that he would fucking love it
bravelittlecastiel: angelwithscarsonherwrist: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. you want to put the fun back in funeral #lets play pin the tail on the corpse
vagisodium: googleimages: leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
fadedhues: qchord: so before i saw les mis i thought javert was pronounced “haverrr” and enjolras was “en-yol-rrrras” i guess i was thinking of the mexican version you know, where juan valjuan steals a quesadilla #LOS MISERABLOS!
So I was doing my physics homework
gallifreyangel: apperrintly: and one of the questions said this If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening. But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage. So naturally I thought of this There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.
DEAR DAVID TENNANT,
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: sarcastic-sherlock: winterinthetardis: WHY THE HELL CAN YOU NOT FREAKING CLOSE BOTH OF YOUR EYES AT THE SAME TIME WHEN YOU BLINK?! Don’t be stupid man, fuck this post
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku